Fantasy novels have foreign, ancient languages. Tolkien INVENTED an entire language to write The Lord of the Rings. I can’t begrudge fantasy for occasionally hard-to-pronounce words based on medieval culture(s).
Eyes of War takes it a step too far. I have never tripped over so many words in my life.
I should probably pick a new book to mock. I might have some opportunity in the next few weeks.
In 2014, tired of my pop culture rants, my mom told me, "You should start a blog!"
In 2015, needing a place to gush about the new Star Wars trilogy, I created this site.
In 2016, while working an insane schedule at the local bakery, I stopped writing.
That same year, I moved to Seattle. Picture every fresh-faced young woman you've ever seen stepping out of a taxi in a movie. That was me...only with a lot more anxiety and shorter hair.
Living here has been a trip. I'm not always happy, but I find plenty of stuff to write about.
I love to call out, complain, overreact, analyze, and reimagine.
This site contains the fruit of that labor.
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