Alternate Taglines for my Blog

I recently changed my blog’s tagline to “Books, Taylor Swift, and other hyperfixations.”

I thought this accurately summed up what I’m all about.

That said, I did have other ideas.

These are the taglines that didn’t make the cut.

A bi book blog

A haven for doorstopper-avoiding fantasy readers

Bio writer for hire

Ce n’est pas un blog de livre

Every recommendation you never asked for

Eclectic tastes and extreme opinions

Fueled by coffee ice cream, caffeinated water, and rage

I write jokes and read tragedies

I read angst, not body horror

Let’s scream about queer books

Not NOT like the other girls

Tamquam. Alter idem.

Will Herondale can rot