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Grand Birthday Plans

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.

I’VE BEEN CELEBRATING ALL WEEK.

Now that it’s the actual day, do I have plans?

YOU BET I DO.

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Holiday Giving Opportunities for the Anti-Capitalist

Hey there.

Are you tired of the commercialization of the holidays?

Do you hate the conflation of “joy” with “stuff”?

Would you like to help others in less fortunate circumstances?

If that’s you, here are a few places you can help out this season. Continue reading “Holiday Giving Opportunities for the Anti-Capitalist”

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My Rage-Fueled Grown-Up Christmas List

Last night, while waiting for the bus, I got angry.

It happened while I was reading updates on the impeachment trial and accompanying Tweets from Methodists annoyed with the proceedings.

They have every right to be frustrated.

Ten months ago, queer Methodists (myself included) and their allies were denied inclusion in the Methodist denomination.

It took the Methodist church a matter of days to make me unwelcome in the denomination and ruin my entire year.

Meanwhile, it’s taken MONTHS to initiate impeach proceedings against the man who instated a trans military ban and popularized the phrase “grab her by the pussy.”

After waking up feeling extra salty and extremely political, I drafted a Christmas list.

Santa better deliver.

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