Computer games, Dating simulators

HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Chuck Majors

Oh boy. I get the appeal of dating a popular guy. A popular athlete...not so much. Sports are far from my favorite thing. That's not strong enough: I hate sports. When someone brings up basketball, all I have to contribute is, "I'm a fair-weather Gonzaga fan!" I have a hard time relating to people who… Continue reading HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Chuck Majors

Computer games, Dating simulators

HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Eugene Moss

It's May, and I'm still surprised that prom season is upon us. My high school prom was a week before graduation in June. So I'm always a little weirded out when cousins/friends' kids/acquaintances start posting their prom pictures on April 1st. All that to say, thanks to High School Dreams, I'm pretty prommed out, and I… Continue reading HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Eugene Moss

Books, Entertainment, Movies

Too little, too late

J.K. Rowling apologized for killing off Fred Weasley. That's not going to erase the picture in my head of George Weasley crying in front of the Mirror of Erised. Even better: Tumblr wants you to remember that every mirror for George is the mirror of Erised. But at least you feel bad about it, Rowling.… Continue reading Too little, too late

Entertainment, Movies

Why I’m psyched for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”

Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! (Don't believe the date at the top. It's still the 4th where I am.) This article was released today with photos of the cast and I could not be more excited. My reasons stem from things other than childhood nostalgia. 1. "Force Awakens" has a female… Continue reading Why I’m psyched for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”

Computer games, Dating simulators

HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Petey Jacobs

I realized in my last post that while I raged about what a douche Landon was, I didn't go into enough detail about the story and gameplay. I'll try to remedy that with this next post. Fun fact: In High School Dreams, if you don't buy a prom dress by the date of the prom,… Continue reading HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Petey Jacobs

Computer games, Dating simulators

HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Landon

I'm a connoisseur of terrible computer games targeted at girls. I've played a LOT - most of the early Barbie games, various pet simulations, an awful dating sim that will remain nameless. When I saw a trailer for "High School Dreams" while watching Let's Plays on Youtube, you better believe I bought that business for… Continue reading HIGH SCHOOL DREAMS: Landon

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“Welcome to Illyria!”

I'm a big fan of stories. I'm always consuming some kind of story, whether book or TV show, magical realism or Grimms-inspired sci-fi, anything I can react to, analyze, or write about. Come watch me write about stories, even if you should be writing yourself. Especially if you should be writing yourself. Reading about writing… Continue reading “Welcome to Illyria!”