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Books I Will Probably Never Read Tag

I wanted to vent and this tag gave me an opportunity.

Also, the book I just finished says disappointing others is a consequence of emotional health.

So…I am NOT sorry to disappoint. (I’m still sorry. Emotional health is a process.)

1. A REALLY HYPED BOOK THAT YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN READING

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This is the exact kind of book I hate reading. I didn’t include overwrought crime thrillers in either of my “Genres I Don’t Read” lists, but I should have.

 

2. A SERIES YOU WON’T START/WON’T BE FINISHING

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I couldn’t get through the first book.

Something something resistance something something magic powers something something caste society.

Arranged marriage nonsense.

Brother love triangle.

I couldn’t take it.

 

3. A CLASSIC YOU’RE JUST NOT INTERESTED IN

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Say it with me now, English majors: “You’ll never be a great writer until you read the GREATS!”

I can’t believe I still run into people who say, “You’ve NEVER read TOLSTOY?”

Can I emphasize how much I DO NOT CARE about Tolstoy? Or WAR LITERATURE?

Les Miserables is similar. I wanted to finish it, but that extended sequence about Waterloo did me in.

 

4. A GENRE YOU NEVER READ

Hard science fiction.

Hard pass.

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I’m afraid the next best seller will be a combination of all my least favorite genres published under the “hard science fiction” umbrella with a cover WORSE than the one above.

If someone ever wrote a zombie political thriller set in space based on true events that functioned as a Christian allegory, I would burn every copy.

Unless it was good.

 

5. A BOOK ON YOUR SHELVES YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER READ

My bottom shelf holds all my historical fiction books. I’ll probably never read any of them.

Russian Winter looks the most intimidating.

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Ooh, I just saw the alternate cover.

Now I’m reconsidering.

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In 2014, tired of my pop culture rants, my mom told me, "You should start a blog!" In 2015, needing a place to gush about the new Star Wars trilogy, I created this site. In 2016, while working an insane schedule at the local bakery, I stopped writing. That same year, I moved to Seattle. Picture every fresh-faced young woman you've ever seen stepping out of a taxi in a movie. That was me...only with a lot more anxiety and shorter hair. Living here has been a trip. I'm not always happy, but I find plenty of stuff to write about. I love to call out, complain, overreact, analyze, and reimagine. This site contains the fruit of that labor.

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